Sleep is for the living.

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

(Source: ambear.co)

via smellsliketeenagebullshit / 9 hours ago / 91,021 notes /

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

via smellsliketeenagebullshit / 9 hours ago / 214,791 notes /
Your feelings are valid simply because you feel them.
- something lovely my therapist said  (via stability)

(Source: noshameinoursickness)

via smellsliketeenagebullshit / 9 hours ago / 236,157 notes /
colorfulgradients:

colorful gradient 1999

colorfulgradients:

colorful gradient 1999

via patrick5tump / 9 hours ago / 100 notes /

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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via smellsliketeenagebullshit / 9 hours ago / 179,651 notes /

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

via tessaviolet / 9 hours ago / 414,707 notes /

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

via rneerkat / 13 hours ago / 529,037 notes /
whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

via rneerkat / 13 hours ago / 104,112 notes /

themoonphase:

Here’s the thing; no matter how much I’m into the relationship, you need to realize I am not yours forever. I might be, but that might change any minute. So if we are dating and you start saying rude shit and calling me names during an argument, you better fucking sit the fuck down because I only tolerate so much.

via karissa-sealegs / 1 day ago / 449 notes /

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

via karissa-sealegs / 1 day ago / 202,398 notes /
 
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