Sleep is for the living.

stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

(Source: stability)

via pizza / 43 minutes ago / 134,521 notes /

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

via pornstarwars / 4 hours ago / 56,434 notes /

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

image

via pizza / 4 hours ago / 46,775 notes /

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

bombing:

pemsylvania:

miracle whip is anything but a miracle

or a whip

via pemsylvania / 4 hours ago / 348 notes /

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

image

via pizza / 4 hours ago / 96,558 notes /

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

via pizza / 4 hours ago / 283,274 notes /

(Source: wonderous-world)

via pornstarwars / 4 hours ago / 193,774 notes /

(Source: kalynnemarie)

 
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