Sleep is for the living.

Oh, now you want to put in effort? NOW you wanted to make plans and see me? Because the past 5 fucking years, all you’ve done is flake out on me. I regret nothing.

drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

via pizza / 8 hours ago / 124,609 notes /

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch)

via pizza / 8 hours ago / 304,915 notes /

sniffing:

doctor-dildo:

d0nn0:

im catfishing you all, i’m really an 8 year old Husky

so thats why you’ve always seemed like a little bitch

ouch

via pornstarwars / 23 hours ago / 8,859 notes /

sadkristy:

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

It’s so cute, thank you friends for being lovely humans

via pornstarwars / 23 hours ago / 78,434 notes /

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

via pornstarwars / 23 hours ago / 108,908 notes /

misandry666:

listen, when i first got onto tumblr, girls took pride in “not being like other girls” and “just being one of the guys” and to see that whole thing change within the matter of a few years makes me so happy …seeing girls and non binary people become so fiercely protective of each other on the internet and in turn having that mentality bleed into every day life just warms my ice cold soul. 

(Source: stupidstagram)

via pornstarwars / 23 hours ago / 6,680 notes /

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

via pornstarwars / 23 hours ago / 70,481 notes /

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

(Source: wikingvinning)

via pizza / 23 hours ago / 520,998 notes /

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

via pizza / 23 hours ago / 200,881 notes /
 
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